ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via savannalikestextposts)

kardashy:

an unexpected twist

(via adultnapped)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

(via timefucked)

thefurrynerd:

*Eating chips*

*Can’t hear game/movie/ audio*

*Chews slower*

(via facebookstaff)

incoherentblogger:

landorus:

i fuckin hate when the title of an episode completely spoils an episode 

THIS WEEK IN AN ALL NEW DRAGONBALLZ WHO WILL WIN GOKU OR FRIEZA

epsode name : FRIEZA DEFEATED

(via facebookstaff)

in court

  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

(via tittyfig)

funnuraba:

thomas what the fuck is your damage

(via kanyewesticle)